How to dry your hands
• Shake excess water from hands
• Push button and release
• Rub hands lightly and rapidly
• Dryer stops automatically
Missing…
• Rub hands down back of trousers, just under the pockets, maybe a bit on your bum, anywhere that won’t look like you’ve maybe wet yourself.
• Leave lavatory wishing someone would make a decent hand dryer, if you have ever seen a Dyson Airblade
• Leave lavatory thinking the establishment is cheap for not having Dyson Airblades
• Ponder the genius of James Dyson
Or…
• Rub nipples
• Use two fingers if large
• Gesticulate positively toward hair
Or…
• Poke fingers down throat
• Catch bacon
Gormley meets Borat
I love this!
