A new tactic
Had a guy in a rather nice VW T5 cut me up and ram his wing mirror into me on the ride to work this morning. After he exchanged wanker signs at me I caught up with him at the next lights. I asked him to wind down his window and before he could say anything said “I’m not going to argue with you, I just want to ask you one question” he looked slightly nonplussed and before he could shout at me I said “Do you have any kids?”.
His wife sat next to him said yes so I replied “Now think about that for a few moments, I’m someone’s son“.