bikes and things

• Shake excess water from hands
• Push button and release
• Rub hands lightly and rapidly
• Dryer stops automatically

Missing…

• Rub hands down back of trousers, just under the pockets, maybe a bit on your bum, anywhere that won’t look like you’ve maybe wet yourself.
• Leave lavatory wishing someone would make a decent hand dryer, if you have ever seen a Dyson Airblade
• Leave lavatory thinking the establishment is cheap for not having Dyson Airblades
• Ponder the genius of James Dyson

Or…

• Rub nipples
• Use two fingers if large
• Gesticulate positively toward hair

Or…

• Poke fingers down throat
• Catch bacon