bikes and things » Funny http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog illustrated with words and pictures Tue, 22 May 2012 17:00:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Drum & Bass – Wogan & Church style http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2012/03/06/drum-bass-wogan-church-style/ http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2012/03/06/drum-bass-wogan-church-style/#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:03:13 +0000 Andy http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/?p=3080 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Two hilarious videos involving Drum and Bass. Enjoy. Almost crying with laughter.

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]]> http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2010/05/14/polish-lottery-fail/feed/ 0 How to dry your hands http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2010/03/18/how-to-dry-your-hands/ http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2010/03/18/how-to-dry-your-hands/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:58:58 +0000 Andy http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2010/03/18/how-to-dry-your-hands/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>

How to dry your hands, originally uploaded by Moff.

• Shake excess water from hands
• Push button and release
• Rub hands lightly and rapidly
• Dryer stops automatically

Missing…

• Rub hands down back of trousers, just under the pockets, maybe a bit on your bum, anywhere that won’t look like you’ve maybe wet yourself.
• Leave lavatory wishing someone would make a decent hand dryer, if you have ever seen a Dyson Airblade
• Leave lavatory thinking the establishment is cheap for not having Dyson Airblades
• Ponder the genius of James Dyson

Or…

• Rub nipples
• Use two fingers if large
• Gesticulate positively toward hair

Or…

• Poke fingers down throat
• Catch bacon

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via YouTube - Charlie Brooker – How To Report The News.

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]]> http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2010/02/05/charlie-brooker-how-to-report-the-news/feed/ 0 Gormley meets Borat http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/09/05/gormley-meets-borat/ http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/09/05/gormley-meets-borat/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:38:22 +0000 Andy http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/09/05/gormley-meets-borat/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>

090816 Borat comes to Crosby, originally uploaded by Johnclimber.

I love this!

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]]> http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/04/15/dork-year-book/feed/ 0 Emma http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/03/08/emma-2/ http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/03/08/emma-2/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:29:01 +0000 Andy http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/?p=429 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Used to do bad things in my room!

emma-fart.gif

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]]> http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/03/08/emma-2/feed/ 1 Total genius http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/02/25/total-genius/ http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/2009/02/25/total-genius/#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:01:12 +0000 Andy http://andy-matthews.co.uk/blog/?p=411 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> More great stuff from Flight of the Conchords. Oops, undated HTML now.

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